A private marketplacefor grown-ups with specific tastes
Pay strangersfor the things you can’tsay out loud.
Name the request. Set the price. Pick the stranger. Your real name never leaves your account. We won’t ask why. Nobody you know will ever find out.
Pseudonymous from start to finishEvery post reviewedAdults only · 18+
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- Performance artlast month
Sit three barstools down from my husband next Thursday at 7pm. Wear red. Order what he's drinking.
Don't speak to him. Don't look at him. Be unbelievably in his peripheral vision for forty minutes. He has a tell when he's nervous — I want to know if you trigger it. I'll be the woman at the door watching. Leave when I leave. Don't turn around on your way out.
London, England
$280.00@tamsin_lou - Phone callslast month
Call my ex at 11:47pm. Whisper one word. Hang up. Once a week, four weeks.
The word is "almost". From a withheld number, 11:47pm exactly, every Thursday for four weeks. He'll know who. He always knew. Don't say anything else. Don't breathe heavy. Just the word. Then the line goes dead. Four calls total. I'll pay all four up front.
$220.00@milo_r - Art & designlast month
Repaint my wedding portrait — same dress, same light, same chair. Without him.
I'll send the original photograph. Oil on canvas, A3, signed on the back. Same composition, same shadows, same expression on my face. Just no groom. Ship insured to a P.O. box I'll provide. He won't see it for two years. Then he will.
€1,400.00@pixel_witch - Custom audiolast month
Read my mother's old love letter as the man who wrote it
She kept one letter from 1972, before my father. Smoker's voice, mid-Atlantic accent, no rushing. I'll send the scan plus three voice references from old films. MP3, ~4 minutes. She turns 80 in October. This goes on a thumb drive in the card. Don't mess this up.
€200.00@big_yannick - Custom videoslast month
Try on my mother's wedding dress and walk slowly toward camera at golden hour
Vintage 1982, size 6, ivory. I ship it; you ship it back. Any field, any walking pace. One take, horizontal MP4, 90 seconds. No words, no smile, no looking at the camera. She turns 70 in October. She doesn't know we're doing this.
€380.00@ines_m - Performance artlast month
Be my pretend boyfriend at my high school reunion. Five hours. Don't break character.
Public venue, forty-seven people from 2009 who will interrogate you. I'll send a nine-page document — memorize it. Look at me the way they need to see someone looking at me. Touch my back when you laugh. Don't kiss me unless I do it first. There is one specific person I need to see watching. You'll know him.
Brooklyn, NY
$800.00@mara_k - Errands IRLlast month
Drop one anonymous bouquet of white peonies at my mother's grave every Tuesday for six months
She loved peonies. She also disowned me in 2012. We never spoke again. I'm not ready to visit. You go. Photograph the bouquet against the headstone. Don't read the inscription out loud. Don't tell me what it says. Twenty-six deliveries. I prepay all of them, today.
Portland, OR
$1,800.00@theo88 - Phone callslast month
Be my pretend mistress for one eight-minute phone call. He won't fall for it. That's the point.
Twelve years married. He sleeps with his phone face-down. Call from a withheld number, ask for him by his middle name (which only one person ever used), say "we said next Tuesday" and hang up. He spends the night quietly losing his mind. We are fine. He knows we're fine. He just doesn't know about this. Yet.
$95.00@mara_k
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Make a call. Pretend to be someone. The other thing.
Pick something up. Drop something off. Wait in a line.
Do the thing. Film the thing. Survive the thing.
Harmless mischief only. Read the rules first.
Find a thing. Visit a place. Take a photo.
Dance. Mime. Sing in a Costco. Make it weird.
Tiny apps, scripts, sites, bots, weird tools.
Whatever doesn’t fit. The truly bespoke.
Hall of FameTonight’s podium
The Podium.
Three crowned weirdos. One record-holder. Step right up to the medalists.
Honor roll · runners-up
Medal ceremony every Tuesday · bring your own confetti
The mechanics
You ask.
A stranger delivers.
Nobody else has to know.
Four moves between “I want this specific weird thing” and holding it in your hands. Your real name, your billing address, your reason for asking — none of it leaves your account.
Privacy is the product
Every step below ships under your pseudonym. Strangers never see who you are. You never have to see who they are. Money is the only thing that changes hands openly.
- 01Post
You write the request
Title, description, the price you’re willing to pay. The format you want it in. Anything specific to your taste. We see it before anyone else does. Every post is read by a human before it goes live.
Reviewers see the request. Not you.
- 02Match
Strangers apply
People you have never met pitch on it. They can counter-propose the price, attach samples, or tell you why they are the right weirdo. You see them side by side. You see their pseudonyms and their delivery track record. You never see their real names. They never see yours.
No real names. No locations. Just pseudonyms and reputation.
- 03Commit
You pick one
Your payment is held safely the second you commit. Nothing reaches the stranger until you sign off on the work. They can start delivering. The other applicants get nothing back from you. They never had your details to begin with.
Payment held. Nothing visible to anyone but you.
- 04Accept
They deliver, you accept
The stranger uploads the finished thing. Admin gives it a sanity check. You decide whether it meets the request. Accept and the payment releases. Minus our fee. Don’t accept and you can request one revision or open a dispute. Nothing moves until you say so.
Completed deliveries are private to you and the stranger by default. Public Hall of Fame only with both parties’ explicit opt-in.
And that’s it. No witnesses. No record beyond the receipt. Whatever happens stays between you and the stranger.
On record
People who got what they paid for
“He never said it. A stranger in São Paulo did, in three voicemails I paid for in cash. I play one a year. Don’t ask which one.”
“A man in Glasgow pretended to be my husband for four minutes. He said all the right things. My mother sent him cookies. He doesn’t exist.”
“Twenty grocery items, slowly, in French. Sixteen minutes. I am no longer the same. I know how this sounds. I won’t explain.”
Frequently asked
Reasonable questions about an unreasonable site
Who sees my real name?+
Nobody but you. Every interaction on the platform happens under your pseudonym. We don’t share your legal name, email, payment details, or location with anyone. Not the stranger you pick, not other browsers, not advertisers. The payment processor needs your billing info to charge a card. That handoff is the only one.
Is this real?+
Yes. Real humans, real deliveries. We screenshot the best ones for the Hall of Fame. Only with the asker’s explicit opt-in, and only with the handle, never the real name.
What if the fulfiller flakes?+
Your money never left escrow. You get it back. They get a strike. Three strikes and they’re banned. The whole transaction stays private to you and them.
Can I post anything?+
Anything weird and legal. Nothing illegal, hateful, exploitative, or involving minors. Every post is reviewed by a human before it goes live. Usually within 24 hours. Reviewers see the request, not your identity.
How much does it cost?+
Free to post. 5% from the poster, 15% from the fulfiller, charged only on completed work. No hidden fees. No data sales.
Will my request be visible to other people?+
It appears on the public discover feed under your pseudonym, with the request, the price, and nothing else. Prefer to skip the feed entirely? Send a direct request to a specific person from their profile — those stay private between the two of you. Either way, the completed delivery is never made public unless both sides opt in.
No judgment · No real names · No questions asked
Whatever you’re thinking,
someone will do it for the right price.
We won’t ask why. We’ll never share who you are. We’ll read it, send it past moderation, and look the other way while it gets delivered.