The mechanicsHow this whole thing works
Four moves between “I want this specific weird thing” and holding it in your hands. Your real name, your billing address, your reason for asking — none of it leaves your account.
Inside the app · Four surfaces
One private flow. Your real name doesn’t show up on any of them.
The request
Title, description, price, format, the specifics nobody else would dream up. Every post is read by a human moderator before it goes live. They see the request, not who’s behind it.
You write
Private · 18+
The pitches
People you have never met pitch on the work. Counter-prices, samples, why they’re the right weirdo. You see pseudonyms and reputation. Never real names.
Strangers pitching
3 applied↓ You pick one. The rest vanish.
The hold
Your payment is held the second you commit. Nothing reaches the stranger until you sign off. The other applicants vanish. They never had your details to begin with.
Money locks
Until you accept
The handoff
The stranger uploads. Admin sanity-checks. You decide if it meets the request. Accept and the payment releases. Don’t and you can request one revision or open a dispute.
Delivery in
You decide
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No witnesses. No record beyond the receipt. Whatever happens stays between you and the stranger.
The privacy contract · Six clauses
We built this for things you don’t want anyone to know about. So we spent more time thinking about what other people see than what they don’t.
You pick a handle when you sign up. That handle is the only thing the platform ever shows: in the discover feed, in the application list, in messages, in disputes, in the Hall of Fame. Your legal name lives on your account and never appears anywhere else.
The person you hire sees your request, your pseudonym, and the messages you send them. They never see your billing address, your email, your phone number, or your IP. We strip metadata from anything you upload.
All conversation happens on Weird Requests. If a stranger asks you to move the conversation to email, SMS, Telegram, or anywhere else, that’s a strike. We monitor for the leak and ban repeat offenders.
No advertisers. No data brokers. No “trusted partners.” We don’t even keep your search history around. The only third party that touches anything is the payment processor, and they see only what they need to charge a card and pay out a stranger.
Close your account and we wipe your data within 30 days. The requests you posted, the messages you sent, the deliveries you accepted, the rating history you built. Legal retention applies only to financial records. Everything else: gone.
The Hall of Fame is the only place where a delivery becomes “public.” It requires both you and the stranger to flip a switch. Default is private. Revoke any time and the page disappears.
Six clauses · zero asterisks · no fine print
Safety, briefly
Adult marketplace doesn’t mean lawless marketplace. There are rules. There are humans reviewing them. There are receipts when something goes wrong.
Human review
Every request you write is read by a person before it goes live. Anything illegal, hateful, exploitative, or involving minors is removed and the poster is struck or banned. Borderline content gets a question back to you within 24 hours.
Three-party hold
The money you commit to a request never reaches the stranger directly. It sits with our payment processor until you confirm the delivery. If the stranger flakes, you get a full refund automatically.
Five-day window
You have five days to review every delivery. If it doesn’t match the request, you can request one revision. If you and the stranger still can’t agree, an admin reviews the full transaction and rules on the outcome. We do not run automated dispute resolution.
Pattern enforcement
Any participant who flakes, ghosts, harasses, asks for off-platform contact, or violates our content rules gets a strike. Three strikes inside 12 months and the account is banned. Banned accounts cannot return under a new pseudonym. We tie identity at the payout level.
Pricing
Free to browse, post, and apply. We take twenty percent of the price on completed work — split five from the poster, fifteen from the fulfiller. That’s the entire fee schedule.
Frequently asked
Nobody but you. Every interaction on the platform happens under your pseudonym. We don’t share your legal name, email, payment details, or location with anyone. Not the stranger you pick, not other browsers, not advertisers. The payment processor needs your billing info to charge a card. That handoff is the only one.
You can opt in after the delivery is accepted. Both you and the stranger need to flip the switch. Neither can publish unilaterally. Even when public, only your handle appears. You can revoke at any time and the page disappears within the hour.
You can end the conversation, request a refund, and report. We have a one-strike policy for harassment. First offense is a ban. Your messages stay accessible to you for evidence. We do not provide identifying information to the other party regardless of outcome.
Yes. Hit “Request directly” on their profile (or “Request again” on a finished job) and the request goes only to them — never on the public feed, never in search. Same moderation, same escrow, same everything else.
Everything you posted, sent, received, or rated is wiped within 30 days. Legal financial records are retained for the period required by law. Nothing else.
Because the stranger doesn’t have to deliver if you’ve already paid them, and you don’t have to pay if they’ve already delivered. The third party holding the money is the whole reason this works at scale. We are that third party.
Only what you tell us at signup (email, payout method, billing info for card charges) and what’s legally required for tax reporting on payouts above thresholds. Internal team access is logged and audited. We have not, and will not, sell or share any of it.