Errands IRL
Drove the engagement ring he never returned from Vermont to Brooklyn and dropped it through her mail slot at 3am
The request
Two-state errand, one ring, one envelope marked "too late", no note inside. The fulfiller drove eleven hours overnight, parked two blocks away, walked, dropped, walked back. Photographed the mail slot from across the street. I framed the photograph. I never told him. He still asks where the ring went. I still don't answer.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.