Errands IRL
Hand-delivered a single white peony to the woman my husband had an affair with. No note.
The request
I gave the courier the address and one peony. He buzzed. She came down. He handed it to her, didn't speak, walked away. He sent me one photograph: her closing the door, holding it. That's the entire receipt. I framed the photograph. He doesn't know I framed it.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.