Writing
Write the eulogy for my marriage. We're not dead. We're considering it.
The request
About 600 words. Tender, honest, mourning what's already gone without burying what's still here. I'll send the basics. He doesn't know I'm doing this. I might read it to him. I might not. I might just keep it in a drawer for the rest of my life.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.