Writing
Write a heartfelt acceptance speech for me winning "most likely to lose keys"
The request
My friends gave me a joke award. Write a 250-word acceptance speech that's genuinely moving — thank my keys, my past selves, the locksmith who knows me by name. Funny but with a real lump-in-throat ending. Plain text doc. I'm delivering this at a dinner, straight-faced.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.