Writing
Write a 4,000-word fake confession from someone who definitely slept with my ex in 2016
The request
Stylistic exercise, fully fictional, no one real. Make it specific, intimate, devastating, entirely invented. He needs to read something that feels like his worst fear in print. Plain text doc. He'll never see it — but I will, in bed, alone, laughing for the first time in months.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.