Performance art
Walk past my therapist's office every Tuesday at 4:15pm holding one white tulip. Six weeks.
The request
He sees the street from his window. I see his window from his couch. I want him to wonder. Six weeks, same time, same flower. Don't make eye contact with the building. Just walk. Don't stop. Don't look up. Single phone photo from across the street each week as receipt.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.