Performance art
Stand under my ex's bedroom window for 14 minutes playing our wedding song
The request
Portable speaker, the song I'll send, fourteen minutes flat. He'll see you. He'll know who sent you. He may come outside. He won't say anything. You won't either. Phone footage of his window light coming on — that's the deliverable. Then you leave. Once. Just once.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.