Performance art
Sit at the back of my ex-husband's daughter's piano recital wearing what I would have worn
The request
The dress is hanging in the back of my closet, never worn. I ship it to you. Sit four rows from the back. Don't applaud her piece — close your eyes and listen. Don't speak to anyone. Leave during the next student. He'll see you. He won't say a word for a week. Photograph nothing. Just go.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.
