Custom audio
Sing happy birthday to my Monstera. She is turning 9.
The request
Her name is Constance, she lives in a green pot, and she's had a rough year with spider mites. Pick any voice — operatic, lounge, punk, whatever. 30–60 seconds, vertical MP4. I'll send three reference photos so you can serenade the right leaves.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
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Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
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Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
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Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
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Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.