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Sing a lullaby to my sourdough starter to help it rise
The request
Her name is Brenda and she's been sluggish. Sing her a gentle original lullaby, 45–90 seconds, full of encouragement about gluten and bubbles. Pick any style. Deliver as an MP3 — I'll play it to the jar nightly. No mockery; Brenda can sense insincerity.
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Do the thing
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