Pranks
Show up to my sister's bridal shower as our father's "old friend from before"
The request
I'll send the backstory. Warm. Vague. Deeply uncomfortable for two specific people in the room. Bring a wrapped gift (a slim book of poetry, I'll provide it). Stay twenty-three minutes. Leave when my mother makes eye contact. Don't come back. Don't accept her follow-up call.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.