Performance art
Show up to my ex's engagement party as my new girlfriend. We met yesterday.
The request
I'll send the script, the address, the dress code. Two hours. Hold my hand the whole time. Be radiant. Be brief with strangers. We will both, by the end of the night, wonder why we never tried this for real. Don't say that out loud. Leave when I say "should we go?" — not before.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.