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Read my high school diary aloud, alone, at the bench where I wrote it
The request
I'll mail scans of pages 22–47 (1999, junior year, the bad year). Find any park bench, read them quietly to your phone, 38 minutes. Don't perform. Don't flinch at the embarrassing parts. Just say the words. I want them out in the world.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
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Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
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Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
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Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
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Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.