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Read my actual breakup text out loud the way it should have been said in person
The request
I'll send the text. Sixty-four words. Read it the way it should have been said, sitting across a table, on a Sunday morning. No theatrics. No music. Just the truth, slow. MP3, ~90 seconds. I want to hear what closure would have sounded like.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
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Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
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Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
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Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
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Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.
