Phone calls
Pretend to be the woman my husband almost married. Call to "congratulate" us on our 10th.
The request
I'll send her name, her cadence (we have voicemails from the 2014 era), and the one thing only she would know. Don't be cruel. Be sweet. Make it sound like she's been thinking about him. He'll go pale. Then he'll laugh. Or he won't. Either way, the audio is mine.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.