Phone calls
Phoned my husband's office at 4:14pm Tuesday pretending to be his ex from college
The request
One sentence: "Just tell him Lauren called." No callback number. The receptionist passed it on. He came home and asked me, casually, if anyone had reached out today. I said no. He didn't sleep well. He still hasn't asked which Lauren. I haven't told him. I never will.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.