Errands IRL
Hand-deliver one yellow rose and an empty envelope to a specific address in Brooklyn
The request
The address is the woman my husband had an affair with eleven years ago. The envelope is empty — she'll understand. The rose is for closure. Mine, not hers. Buzz, hand it to her, walk away. Don't speak. Don't come back. Photograph the building from across the street after.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.