Writing
Eulogy for my Toyota Camry. She made it 412,000 miles.
The request
Around 250 words, somewhere between sincere and ridiculous. Silver, sunroof never closed right, AUX cable held in with chewing gum. I read it at the scrap yard and a stranger actually clapped. Plain text doc, no formatting. Worth every cent.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.