Phone calls
Call my wife's office on Valentine's Day as a florist confirming her standing order
The request
Polite. Slightly bored. "Just confirming Mrs. Bell's standing weekly arrangement — the name on the card has changed this year, did you want the new name on file?" Don't supply the name. Wait for her to ask. She won't. There is no order. There is, definitely, a name. Five minutes, record the call.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
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Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
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Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
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Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.