Phone calls
Call my husband's office pretending to be his ex from college. One sentence. Hang up.
The request
The sentence is: "Just tell him Lauren called." Then hang up before they can ask which Lauren — he's had three. Pick whichever Lauren you sound like. I want to hear which one he calls back first. Don't record. I'll text you the office number Monday morning.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
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Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.