Phone calls
Call my dad and pretend to be a satellite installer
The request
He insists Starlink "isn't real". Call him, sound deeply official, and ask whether "the dish has been calibrated for southern-hemisphere drift". Do not break character. He's a good sport, it's a running joke. Record the call if you can and send the MP3.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.