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Be the official runner for our amateur broomstick-sports team for a match
The request
Our weekend league plays a Quidditch-style game (brooms between the knees, the whole bit). Be our designated runner for one match — fetch, sprint, hype the bench, wear our colors. About two hours Saturday. Brooms not provided. Stamina and zero shame required.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
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Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.