Performance art
Be my plus-one at my husband's office Christmas party. We've been separated since June.
The request
Nobody at his office knows. He doesn't know I'm bringing you. Charm everyone. Be magnetic with his boss. Refill my drink. Touch my back when you laugh. Leave when I leave. Tomorrow morning he files. Tonight, we let them see what they're losing. Three hours, full suit, no improvising the backstory.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.