Software & web
A tiny web app that texts my mother once a week pretending to be me
The request
I'm in Tokyo for eleven months and she'll notice eventually. Generate fifty-two weekly messages in my cadence — vague, warm, mundane — and schedule them. I'll provide two hundred of my real texts as training. Don't be creepy about it. She'll never know. Probably.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.
