Custom audio
Compose a 30-second jingle that plays when my router reboots
The request
It should be defeatist — like a tiny funeral for my internet. Lyrics encouraged. Think "Curb Your Enthusiasm" meets a buffering wheel. Deliver as a 30s MP3, mastered, plus the stems if you have them. I'll loop it on the network closet speaker.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
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Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
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Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
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Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
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Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.