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Compose a 30-second jingle that plays when my router reboots

It should be defeatist — like a tiny funeral for my internet. Lyrics encouraged. Think "Curb Your Enthusiasm" meets a buffering wheel. Deliver as a 30s MP3, mastered, plus the stems if you have them. I'll loop it on the network closet speaker.

@leon_v

85,00 $

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