For brandsSponsored weirdness

Be the brand that did
the weird thing.

Run sponsored requests against a roster of people who do very specific things for money, on purpose. Pay per delivery. Keep the documentation.

What a brand account unlocks · Four things

The whole point: campaigns that get made, not pitched. Sponsorships that arrive as actual artefacts.

Reach

Sponsored requests get fulfilled by real people.

Your campaign goes in front of every applicant on the platform. Pay per delivery, not per impression. The work is real. The documentation is yours.

Brand safety

Human review before anything ships.

Every delivery passes a human moderator before it reaches you. The discover feed only shows opt-in work from both parties.

Operations

No talent agents. No MSAs. No per-creator NDAs.

You write the request. Fulfillers apply. You pick one. We handle payment and disputes. You handle being the brand that did the weird thing.

Reporting

Receipts attached to every dollar.

Active requests, in-flight work, delivered count, total spent per currency. Every payment has a transaction event. Every approval has a timestamp.

The portfolio · Three commissions

The kind of weird that writes its own coverage. Sample requests we’ve seen brands greenlight.

$4,200 · brand commission
"Stand outside my high school crush's office every Friday at 5:42pm wearing a different vintage scent. Same coat. Different scent. Walk past once. Don't look up."

A vintage perfume house sponsored it. Eighteen Fridays. One scent per Friday. Three of the eighteen SKUs sold out in the week after the campaign closed.

$2,800 · brand commission
"Wear my dead brother's hoodie to my cousin's wedding. He looked just like you. Take it back to his closet after. Don't speak to anyone."

A streetwear label commissioned it. The fulfiller wrote 600 words about the day. The brand's next drop pre-sold in eleven minutes.

$6,500 · brand commission
"Deliver a single croissant to my ex's new apartment every morning for ninety days. No note. Always 7am. Never the same delivery person twice."

A bakery chain underwrote the croissants. Twelve unsolicited mentions across major newsletters. Their corporate-catering inbound tripled the same month.

The application · Three clauses

Three boxes. A human reads them. Usually inside a week.

  1. 01Step 01

    You write to us

    Drop your name, your company, what you're thinking about. As specific or as vague as you like. We'll figure it out together.

  2. 02Step 02

    A human writes back

    No autoresponders. Someone on the team reads it and replies. We aim for inside a few business days. Marginal cases get a follow-up question.

  3. 03Step 03

    You start commissioning

    We set up your account, walk you through the dashboard, and you're live. From there you can post sponsored requests, review applicants, and run campaigns.

Free to ask · Free to find out · No commitment until you commission

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