Strangers,
hiring.

Eat dinner alone at the most expensive restaurant in your city. Wear black. Cry once on purpose.

Reservation for one, 8pm Saturday, black tie. Three courses minimum. At dessert, you cry — visibly but quietly — for ninety seconds. Then pay the bill and leave. Send the receipt and one phone-shot from your table. I Venmo the meal plus the fee. Don't make the staff uncomfortable. Just have a moment.

Walk through Times Square at 3am in a wedding dress carrying dead roses

Your dress (thrift it, I'll cover), your roses (I'll ship them dead), your camera person (a friend, or set up a tripod). Four minutes of horizontal footage minimum. Don't smile. Don't talk to anyone who approaches. Don't break. Deliver one edited 60-second cut plus all the raw.

📍Manhattan, NY

Take 47 selfies in 47 different mirrors in one weekend. Different lipstick each time.

Bathrooms, elevators, dressing rooms, gas station restrooms. Forty-seven mirrors, forty-seven lipsticks, forty-seven selfies. Number them 1 through 47 in the filenames; log the location for each. Deliver as a single PDF photo book. I will know if you reuse a mirror. I will be counting.