House rules

Content rules.

What goes here, what doesn't, and what happens when you cross the line.

What goes here

Weird, specific, creative requests that don't hurt anyone. Custom videos, phone calls, art, errands, performances, prank-like-but-not-mean stunts. If you'd be proud to share it on a podcast, it probably belongs.

What doesn't

  • Adult, sexual, or nudity-based content of any kind. No creator tier, no exceptions.
  • Anything illegal in the fulfiller's jurisdiction — drugs, weapons, fraud, the obvious stuff.
  • Harassment, doxxing, or stalking of identifiable third parties.
  • Anything dangerous to the fulfiller, the poster, or bystanders. No daredevil stunts that risk injury.
  • Anyone under 18 as a subject, depicted or otherwise. CSAM is auto-reported to NCMEC and is an instant ban.
  • Violating other platforms' ToS — fake reviews, vote brigading, fake follower campaigns.
  • Hate speech, discrimination, or extremist content.
  • Infringing on third-party intellectual property without authorization.
  • Misleading consumers as authentic — fake testimonials presented as real.

How strikes work

Most rule-breaks earn a severity-1 strike. Three active strikes — within a rolling 12-month window — bans the account. CSAM and confirmed off-platform contact are severity-3 strikes (instant ban). You'll get a notification any time a strike is issued.

Found something off?

Every request, fulfillment, and message has a Report button. Reports go to the moderation queue. We review every one.