Writing
Write all the jokes for my childbirth-themed party. Yes, you read that right.
The request
It's a real event, it's happening, and it needs a host script: 15 clean-ish jokes, two short bits, and one running gag about "dilation" that stays tasteful. Tone is celebratory roast. Deliver a typed doc, clearly sectioned. Make it land, not cringe.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.