Writing
Write a dramatic breakup letter — from me to my gym membership
The request
It's over between us. ~300 words, theatrical and a little tender, referencing the treadmill I never used and the protein shakes that betrayed me. Should read like a literary novel's saddest chapter. Deliver as a plain text doc. I will absolutely read it aloud.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.