Custom audio
Voicemail greeting as a 1940s wartime radio announcer
The request
I want callers to feel like they reached a newsreel. "You've reached the residence of…" energy, clipped transatlantic accent, about 25 seconds. Crackle and EQ welcome but optional. Deliver a clean MP3 plus one alternate take.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
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Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.