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Record an over-dramatic audiobook intro for my grocery list
The request
I'll send this week's grocery list (about 18 items). Read it like the opening of an epic fantasy audiobook — grave, sweeping, "in a land of dwindling oat milk…". 60–90 seconds, rich voice, clean mic. Deliver as an MP3. Every item must be read with total gravity.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
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Apply
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Get picked
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Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
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Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.