Custom videos
Record a video in a goofy '90s-sitcom-neighbor voice begging my ex to text back
The request
Big nasal energy, suspenders optional, lots of "now hold on a second there." No real names of anyone famous — invent your own dorky character. 30–40 seconds, vertical MP4. Keep it light and harmless, more pathetic-funny than desperate.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
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Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
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Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
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Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
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Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.