Performance art
Perform a "magic show for cats" at my cat Ambrosia's 10th birthday
The request
A real magician routine performed entirely for an audience of cats — slow reveals, feather wands, things that vanish into a hat. Lean into the absurd seriousness of it. About 20 minutes, at my place, on Ambrosia's big day. I film the whole thing. Fur real.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.