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Knit or crochet a tiny matching beret for my egg. He has a Parisian phase.
The request
One regular chicken egg (I'll send dimensions). Make a tiny, snug beret in classic black or red — he's feeling very Left Bank lately. Mail the finished beret to me; I supply the egg. Bonus if you add a microscopic striped scarf. Real yarn, genuinely worn by an egg.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
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Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
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Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
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Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.