Phone calls
Call my landlord as a building inspector. Tone: utterly bureaucratic.
The request
Six months of ignored boiler repairs. Humorless, plausible code numbers, a "tenant safety filing" mentioned โ nothing false about ownership, just pure official menace. The boiler was scheduled within the hour. Recorded the call. Chef's kiss.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.
