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A terrible flute cover of a sea shanty โ paid for the lack of skill
The request
I want it bad. Squeaky, off-tempo, brave. Pick any traditional sea shanty and absolutely butcher it on the flute (or recorder, your call). 45โ90 seconds, one take, no edits to "fix" anything. Deliver as MP3. The worse it is, the happier I am.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
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Apply
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Get picked
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Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
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Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.
