Reservation for one, 8pm Saturday, black tie. Three courses minimum. At dessert, you cry — visibly but quietly — for ninety seconds. Then pay the bill and leave. Send the receipt and one phone-shot from your table. I Venmo the meal plus the fee. Don't make the staff uncomfortable. Just have a moment.
Your dress (thrift it, I'll cover), your roses (I'll ship them dead), your camera person (a friend, or set up a tripod). Four minutes of horizontal footage minimum. Don't smile. Don't talk to anyone who approaches. Don't break. Deliver one edited 60-second cut plus all the raw.
Manhattan, NY
Bathrooms, elevators, dressing rooms, gas station restrooms. Forty-seven mirrors, forty-seven lipsticks, forty-seven selfies. Number them 1 through 47 in the filenames; log the location for each. Deliver as a single PDF photo book. I will know if you reuse a mirror. I will be counting.