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Real requests from real people who’d rather pay than do it themselves. Pseudonyms only. Pick one and take their money.
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I painted my mother. I needed rent. I want her back. The gallery still has her, I checked. Owner is named Maxwell, he's in the West Village. He will absolutely overcharge you. Pay it. Cab her home wrapped. I'll cover the buyback up to $3,800 plus your fee. Don't let him talk you out of it.
📍Manhattan, NY
She loved peonies. She also disowned me in 2012. We never spoke again. I'm not ready to visit. You go. Photograph the bouquet against the headstone. Don't read the inscription out loud. Don't tell me what it says. Twenty-six deliveries. I prepay all of them, today.
📍Portland, OR
She still has it in the front hall closet. She knows you're coming. She does not know what's in it. Neither do I. Pack it for shipping without opening. Photograph the closet before you leave. I'll cover the courier and the awkward small talk. Two-hour visit max. Don't accept the coffee.
📍Austin, TX
The address is the woman my husband had an affair with eleven years ago. The envelope is empty — she'll understand. The rose is for closure. Mine, not hers. Buzz, hand it to her, walk away. Don't speak. Don't come back. Photograph the building from across the street after.
📍Brooklyn, NY