Other weird
Build me a perfume that smells like the apartment my ex moved out of in 2014
The request
Old radiators. Indian food from downstairs. Leather couch with the rip. Cheap red wine. His cologne — I have the brand. Custom blend, 30mL spray bottle, one chance. I'll know on the first sniff. Ship it discreetly in a plain box. No branding. No notes. Just the bottle.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.