Writing
Send me a "perfect wife" — a 1,000-word character study, fictional
The request
Took the absurd old gig request literally. Invent a wholly fictional person: backstory, quirks, the way she takes her tea, her one irrational fear, how she'd argue with me. Make her feel real and a little chaotic. Deliver as a typed doc, around 1,000 words.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.