Custom videos
Record yourself sincerely apologizing to a houseplant you've wronged
The request
Pick a plant in your home you've neglected. Give it a real, heartfelt apology to camera — name it, list your failures, promise to do better. No laughing, fully earnest. 45–60 seconds, vertical MP4, good audio. The sincerity is the entire point. Make me believe it.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
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Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
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Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
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Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
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Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.