Phone calls
Call my brother as a "regional nap auditor" and grade his weekend sleeping
The request
He naps too much and we tease him for it. Call as an official from the "Bureau of Rest", ask deadpan questions about duration, blanket choice, and snore decibels, then issue a stern but loving rating. 6–10 minutes, totally straight-faced. Record it and send the audio.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
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Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
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Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
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Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.