Errands IRL
Be my bodyguard while my kid sells cookies door-to-door this Saturday
The request
Daytime, my quiet neighborhood, I'll be 20 feet behind the whole time. I just want a calm, friendly presence in a dark suit and earpiece so my 9-year-old feels like a tiny VIP doing her cookie route. Three hours. Half the fee is cash, half is, yes, cookies.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.