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She loved peonies. She also disowned me in 2012. We never spoke again. I'm not ready to visit. You go. Photograph the bouquet against the headstone. Don't read the inscription out loud. Don't tell me what it says. Twenty-six deliveries. I prepay all of them, today.
She told me, once, drunk, that she wrote it. She said she hid it in "one of the books". She has 2,400 books. I'm in her house this month, alone, settling the estate. I need a partner. Two days, methodical, every spine, every dust jacket. Photograph it if you find it. Do not read it.