Writing
Write the worst possible LinkedIn post about eating a sandwich
The request
Use "lean into", "at scale", and "I grabbed a coffee with a leader I admire". Exactly one humblebrag. Six short paragraphs, a fake lesson learned, hashtags at the end. Deliver as a text doc. Post it from your own account for a bonus $40 โ your call.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.
