Other weird
Write a sincere birthday card to my houseplant. She's turning 9.
The request
Her name is Constance, she's a Monstera in a green pot, and she's had a tough year (spider mites). Hand-write a warm, genuine birthday card to her — no winking at the camera, fully committed. Mail it to me in a real envelope. Photograph it before sending.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.